clever expressions

[trochee]

I was reading an Iain M. Banks novel the other day, and I came across this argument between two non-human characters. One character complains that humans are terribly irrational: having expended huge resources to build a safe habitat, why would they then go sky-diving or whitewater rafting?
The other responds "I think this is a little like criticizing a man for owning both an umbrella and a shower."

I like this expression, and it feels to me like a twentieth-century bon mot (despite its implausibility as a rhetorical device used between a silicate pyramid and a predatory triped). Does anyone recognize it?

Comments

[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

But it's CONFUSING for code switchers like me !!!

All conquests are annoying.

:P

[trochee.livejournal.com]

I would venture that conquests are substantially worse than annoying. Apologies for code-switching in a different way than you expected.

A rule of thumb is that if an English speaker uses a French word it probably means something related but slightly fancier than the literal translation, due to the English inferiority complex installed in 1066 and occasionally reinforced up to the 19th century or so.

[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

Dramaturgy is love.
Thank you.