a launch party for windows 7? really? is that like a wake, or more like a funeral?

[trochee]

not really sure where this insane marketing idea came from, but Microsoft is trying to get you to throw launch parties for Windows 7 (here it's mentioned on Mission Mission).

The video for the promotion is in the hilariously bad infomercial mode, with fake informality (three stereotypically Seattle white people, and their token black friend!), and -- right at the beginning, they remind you to install Windows 7 before the party (accompanied with "isn't that obvious" laughter). Which, of course, means this has to be a "show off the features of windows 7" party, not an install party... or a sales party, unless it's to be combined with gold parties, because it costs at a minimum $120 a pop, more likely twice that unless you want the crippled 'home' version.

Here's the funniest response I've seen: the same party planning, but s/Windows 7/[beeep]/g;.

what's mind-boggling to me is to remember that Ubuntu costs you a CD blank, or they'll mail you one free (you can re-use it), or possibly as much as $35, if you want 20 copies shipped (say, for a party).

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I'm still kinda gobsmacked by this. I mean, it's just SO BAD. Is it somehow intentionally that bad? Are they trying to make it kind of shaky-hand-held-camera bad? Because if it's actually intended to be good, real, inspiring, fun, er, something normal people might think is a good fun thing to do, then that is pretty much an epic fail. I mean, even if it's supposed to be deliberately awkward and weird, it's still an epic fail. Mainly I'm just left frowning and scratching my head and wondering what the hell...