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trochee ([personal profile] trochee) wrote2005-08-23 06:11 pm
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a monosyllabic surname of ambiguous non-anglo-ethnicity

The Chinese project manager two desks over is on the phone, talking about a project I'm working on. He mis-spells my surname, scrambling the coda consonants. He notices me flinching at the mis-spelling, and corrects himself. He then compares it to "uh, a Persian king yah", hears me laugh, and looks up at me: "what -- no?"

"It's just a name," I said. I don't want to go into the extended history of the consonant sequence, which derives from an old name for one of the Hebrew tribes. It's anglo-homophonous, but not anglo-orthographically identical to the name he's thinking of, nor is it ortho-identical to a certain even-numbered science-fiction sequel. He turns back to the phone. I turn back to my terminal.

"No, I don't think so," he says after a moment. I turn back. He looks up -- "No, I don't think he's Vietnamese," he says to the phone. I sip some coffee, and go back to work.

[identity profile] trochee.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
just spare me the William Shatner impersonations -- everybody thinks it's original, but I have heard it.

[identity profile] xaosenkosmos.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Can i at least shake my fist a little?

[identity profile] trochee.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I should really be insisting that you have to buy me a drink in order to do the William Shatner thing. It's just the price of admission.

[identity profile] xaosenkosmos.livejournal.com 2005-08-24 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Fair enough.

(Has anyone ever told you that you haggle as well as any Vietnamese street vendor?)

[identity profile] chachachana.livejournal.com 2005-09-07 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
thanks for making me laugh! :)