sign [of the end times] seen on campus

[trochee]

This has to be a joke, but the sign was posted down in south campus center:

Cancelled: Attendance Policy Training
Due to low attendance scheduled for May 3, 2005, the attendance policy training session has been cancelled. Please call [number] to rechedule for another session. We apologize for the inconvenience.

Thank you.
Human Resources

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[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

Awesome !