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Uncyclopedia.

From their Dialect entry:

The Dialects are a tribe of pygmies from the tropical rainforests of Norway. They have vowed to destroy all peace loving nations in the world, and even France if they can be bothered.

History

When Norway was nuked by South Dakota in The Great War, the worst affected areas were far away from the urban and industrial centres of Norway, partly due to South Dakota's reverse psychology tactical strategy of bombing everything apart from possible strategic military targets.

The Dialects, who had already been banished to the countryside, were left horribly disfigured, and decades of coughing up spleens and giving birth to mutant babies later, and unable to withstand the glow of the sun, they set about crafting metallic exo skeletons for themselves, complete with rudimentary plungers..

This is very scary.

And it is unbelievably rich. It's like a wiki Onion, complete with the occasional turd. Not PC, not always funny, but there are a few good ones.

Comments

[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

No, we can't be bothered . I 'll speak for the French here.

This is funny funny very not PC stuff.

[xaosenkosmos.livejournal.com]

Curse you, you heartless bastard. Linking to that at this time in the semester!

(And am i the only one who thinks Georce W. Bush: Quotations would be a lot funnier if it was a set of ripped-off classic literary quotes?)

[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

No, that would. Be funny.

[lapsedmodernist.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha that is awesome
that is like the world according to student bloopers
http://funnies.paco.to/bloopers.html
only encyclopedezed.

[beckyb.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. I like pi. Especially key lime pi.

[boobirdsfly.livejournal.com]

I made a pi once. I think troke has pictures.