some narcasstic advice from the new old skool

[trochee]

Here we go now, keep it low-brow
Get stupid (Why?) Cause I know how
Check my brain in, be a idiot
Act lame and stay ignorant
Be remedial, wear the dunce cap
Slouch over and drool like a hunchback
Don't discuss things, shout the last word
Put your good sense out to pasture
Drop your IQ, that's what I do
My advice to girls and guys who
Wanna be a Nobel Prize finalist
Smack the scientist, try applyin this
Keep the customers comin around
If you're smart then you better start dumbin it down
Don't say anything too profound
Dumb - it - down

-- from Taste the Secret
Note to my karaoke-fan friends -- if you find somewhere that will do this song, I will come and do it. I may be able to bring along some other grad students too: caracola, you down with that?