trochee

just for you, then, a work of my own creation, mauling a language you speak well:

Day Cull Oar Ess
Day: cull oaress,
Day: cull oaress, say we stand lows, can posy lap ring a bear, ah!
Day: cull oaress,
Day: cull oaress, and lows pair-y Owesky Ben a laugh wear, ah!
Day: cull oaress,
Day-cull oaress, Ethel arc o'he risky Ben Oslo seer,
He, poor Ethel Lows-Krahn they's a more ess;
Dame Mouchaux: cull oar, Esme Goux, Stan and me.

Oh, I have too much time on my hands. What I won't do for an appreciative audience with a pretty face or two...