belated etiquette notes

[trochee]

to the loud soft-drink salesman on the caltrain behind me: don't give your Morgan Stanley username and password to your financial advisor on the caltrain - no matter how much diet squirt cube you sell, that can wipe you out.

Also, do not call your flunkies "brutha", especially when you are giving them work "run those numbers for me" work over the phone while you cut out early to go party.