improbable bigram

from a misunderstanding conversation yesterday with two of the other boys associated with Live Girls Theater [R, actual company member and W, who -- like me -- is a member of the Live Girls Boys' Auxiliary, not to be confused with the other LGBA]:

Darth McVader is:

• the next George Lucas/bad-hamburger marketing synergy
• the Scottish Sith
• Highlander with a lightsaber
• I'm your wee daddy, Luke
• the best thing to shout at improv comics