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"Bonjour," says [French guy, we'll call him Jean], upon arriving in the office, to the South Indian [we'll call him Prakash] with whom he shares a cubicle wall.

Prakash looks back, blankly.

"Buenos dias," Jean tries again, gamely.

Another stare.

"Guten Tag, bon giorno," Jean tries, with a tiny note of desperation along with his accent. "Nii hao, hello!"

"Namaste," I add, perhaps unhelpfully.

Prakash pulls the tiny tiny earphones out of his ears and looks at us both. "What?"

Date: 2005-08-31 05:03 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-08-31 05:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tangy-apple.livejournal.com
*L* Reminds me of when I was in Mexico a few years ago. I asked (in Spanish), "where is the restroom?" to an employee at a shopping center. She asked me, in Spanish, something like "say that again?" I repeated my request. She answered in English, "ohh, the bathroom. Inside this store, to the left, just beyond the children's section."

Her English = much better than my Espanol. :)

Date: 2005-08-31 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] isolt.livejournal.com
I think you just made my day.

Date: 2005-08-31 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trochee.livejournal.com
always a pleasure to serve.

Date: 2005-09-01 04:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] congogirl.livejournal.com
I know there is an important lesson in here somewhere...

Date: 2005-09-01 04:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kirinqueen.livejournal.com
I love it. It's like a [livejournal.com profile] hober story, only more ... linguistic.

Thank you!

Date: 2005-09-01 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trochee.livejournal.com
I've never met [livejournal.com profile] hober, even here on LJ, but I know who he is to you.

Thus I am flattered.

Date: 2005-09-01 05:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trochee.livejournal.com
heh. I had that feeling too but I can't put my finger on it.

Date: 2005-09-02 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writeanya.livejournal.com
bwahahahhaha! perfect!

the only thing you should have at the end of this story is . ;)

Date: 2005-09-02 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writeanya.livejournal.com
grrr! i had carets in there... it said:

(fade to commercial)

Date: 2005-09-02 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trochee.livejournal.com
are you saying it sounds like a sitcom?

*sigh.*

Date: 2005-09-03 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] writeanya.livejournal.com
despite the fact that i haven't had a cable-ready and going teevee in more than a decade, i have to say to you, yes, indeed yes, this was a perfect scene from a sitcom.

it happens.

it is where they get their stuff.

:/

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