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trochee ([personal profile] trochee) wrote2005-02-21 04:35 pm

in the news today

I find myself writing Onion headlines again.

How about this:

Bush asks Europe to put aside differences over Iraq ...presumably so we can move on to future differences over Iran.

or this:

ChoicePoint, with a motto: smarter choices, safer world, which is why we clearly need to deregulate the credit and banking industries further.